You must not suppose, because I am a man of letters, that I never tried to earn an honest living.
I wish people would stop talking about my birthday.
My schooling not only failed to teach me what it professed to be teaching, but prevented me from being educated to an extent which infuriates me when I think of all I might have learned at home by myself.
Alcohol is a very necessary article. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.
Money is the counter that enables life to be lived socially; it is life as truly as sovereigns and banknotes are money.