What's the use of money if you have to earn it.

-George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard Shaw

You must not suppose, because I am a man of letters, that I never tried to earn an honest living.

George Bernard Shaw
Violence is the repartee of the illiterate.
George Bernard Shaw

I wish people would stop talking about my birthday.

George Bernard Shaw
The real moment of success is not the moment apparent to the crowd.
George Bernard Shaw

My schooling not only failed to teach me what it professed to be teaching, but prevented me from being educated to an extent which infuriates me when I think of all I might have learned at home by myself.

George Bernard Shaw
What I say today everybody will say tomorrow, though they will not remember who put it into their heads. Indeed they will be right for I never remember who puts things into my head : it is the Zeitgeist.
George Bernard Shaw

Alcohol is a very necessary article. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.

George Bernard Shaw
To disbelieve in marriage is easy: to love a married woman is easy; but to betray a comrade, to be disloyal to a host, to break the covenant of bread and salt, is impossible.
George Bernard Shaw

Money is the counter that enables life to be lived socially; it is life as truly as sovereigns and banknotes are money.

George Bernard Shaw
An asylum for the sane would be empty in America.