Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. Mark T

-Mark Twain
Mark Twain

It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.

Mark Twain
When you catch an adjective, kill it. No, I don't mean utterly, but kill most of them--then the rest will be valuable. They weaken when they are close together. They give strength when they are far apart.
Mark Twain

Being rich ain't what it's cracked up to be. It's just worry and worry, and sweat and sweat, and a-wishing you was dead all the time.

Mark Twain
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. Mark Twain
Mark Twain

Adam did not want the apple for the apple's sake; he wanted it because it was forbidden.

Mark Twain
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar. Mark Twai
Mark Twain

The common eye sees only the outside of things, and judges by that, but the seeing eye pierces through and reads the heart and the soul, finding there capacities which the outside didn't indicate or promise, and which the other kind of eye couldn't detect.

Mark Twain
Plain question and plain answer make the shortest road out of most perplexities.
Mark Twain

Our Bible reveals to us the character of our god with minute and remorseless exactness... It is perhaps the most damnatory biography that exists in print anywhere. It makes Nero an angel of light and leading by contrast.

Mark Twain
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. Mark T